The Beautiful and The Bad

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2009-11-07T08:03:34Z

12:26 Saw a sign to rent goats for $50/month. Can someone explain why you would rent a goat? # 12:27 Dear creepy old guy, please stop waving at my baby from the next lane over. Thanks. # 21:03 @jnjackson that's the only thing I could think of h...

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2009-11-06T08:03:04Z

11:02 Dear Universe: STEP AWAY FROM BLANCHE DEVEREAUX. CAPS LOCK SAYS I MEAN IT. - H bit.ly/QUOtD (via @fuggirls) # 11:10 Poor news man. His voice just cracked twice in 30 seconds. He then struggled to remain composed. # 11:42 Wondering when L ...

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2009-11-05T08:04:54Z

09:18 A perfect breakfast - twitpic.com/o98d8 # 14:13 I'm having a hard time understanding this - twitpic.com/oacsx # 19:48 How am I so tired and it's not even 8 pm yet? I don't know how much longer I'll be able to stay awake. #Automatically sh...

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2009-11-01T07:02:53Z

07:26 @meghanthefox where was this? # 07:36 Kind of bummed we won't be dressing up this year. But looking forward to getting L dressed up and taking him out. # 20:20 Only ended up seeing one kid dressed as Micheal Jackson. I thought that was su...

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2009-10-31T07:03:04Z

00:24 Decided against watching the alien abduction show so I wouldn't end up With weird dreams like @christinaheart # 00:27 @ycgonzalez is that for a date? Is he short? # 10:04 Are the three body bags (one baby-sized) really necessary on the "c...

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2009-10-30T07:02:41Z

07:47 @jnjackson pancakes sound delicious this morning. # 07:53 Spending a cuddly morning w/ L. Wish @sacentrepreneur could be here. # 21:52 @meghanthefox I hate when people do that. The worst. #Automatically shipped by LoudTwitter

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2009-10-29T07:03:45Z

11:32 RT Well, it's the apocalypse. Jon Gosselin & Octomom have signed on to date each other bit.ly/3pLHjq (@fuggirls) # Automatically shipped by LoudTwitter

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2009-10-28T07:02:43Z

10:07 Still have puffy eyes. Something is going on with my pillow I guess. It's always worse when I wake up. # Automatically shipped by LoudTwitter

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2009-10-27T07:02:55Z

12:52 Woke up this morning with apparent bug bite under eye. Swelling eventually went away. Took nap, & woke up with my eye half swollen shut. # 12:56 I wish I was joking, but L was even starig at it and didn't want to go near it. :( # 14:33 Ha...

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2009-10-26T07:02:40Z

12:59 @zeropergallon I was expecting a lot of people dressed up as mermaids. # 13:01 Why is Discovery Channel playing shows that seem like they should be on the History Channel? # 13:15 Is it a bad sign if he stops crying and starts playing it ...

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